语风汉语

There used to be a rich man who donated an official position to his son. Because he is about to take office, in recent days, people often come to visit and congratulate him.

One day, the wealthy man and his wife went out on business. In order to make his son greet guests at home more gently, he taught his son a set of questions and answers when he went out.

Question: How many mules and horses have they raised?

Answer: How can animals bother you to ask?

Question: Where is your father going?

Answer: Going up the hill to play chess with famous monks.

Question: When will he come back?

Answer: come back early before sunset,come back late live with monks.

Question: What paintings are on the wall?

Answer: Ancient paintings of the Tang Dynasty.

Question: What is on the desk?

Answer: The heirloom treasure.

The local county magistrate suddenly went on the door. two people began to talk.

"Where is your father?"

"How can the animals bother you to inquire about it?"

"Where's your mother?"

"Go up the hill and play chess with famous monks."

"When will she come back?"

"come back early before sunset,come back late live with monks.."

"What is this?"

"Ancient paintings of the Tang Dynasty."

The county magistrate couldn't help laughing and said, "what a funny fellow.’’

The son said, "It's not a a funny fellow, it's a family treasure!